Snack Wackers

by Blue Verhey

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1.
Nip grip whether you nip or you grip Nip grip grip nip Crip nip Nip Whether you nip or you grip you can nip grip Crip nip You can nip or you grip You can crip nip You can nip grip You whether you can do which ever you want to Nip grip Whether you nip or you grip You can nip grip Nip Nip grip Nip nip nip grip grip Whether you nip or you grip Etc. Crip nip Nip grip You can nip grip Stop when the stop says stop Turn around the corner says stop Stop when the stop says stop If you don’t stop You’re gonna be ... ? ... human being You’re gonna end up in jail Then you won’t have anywhere to go So you will have to stop When the stop says stop Oh stop when the stop says stop Stop Stop right there you can stop in the air You can stop front or backwards Stop when the stop says stop Etc. If you don’t stop You gonna be stop being human being Oh stop Snack wackers snack wackers Snack wackers packers hackers up down Swiss miss turnaround swiss miss Snack wackers snack wackers Snack wackers packers hackers up down Turnaround upside down Snack wackers snack wackers Up down turnaround swiss miss up and down turnaround Swiss miss Snack wackers snack wackers Etc. Snack wackers ... ? ... batters
2.
Une peck peck une peck peck All the little peckers are pecking away All the little peckers are pecking ballet All the little peckers are pecking at you All the little peckers are pecking the moo Une peck peck une peck peck All the little peckers are pecking away All the little peckers are pecking astray All the little peckers are pecking at you/moo All the little peckers are pecking the moo Une moo moo une moo moo All the little peckers Etc. All the little peckers are pecking astray
3.
Once there was three little hippos One was fat and the others was skinny One was red and one was blue and one was gray And one did a poop today
4.
Flipfone 01:15
[Anyone remember the GTE Flipfone?] Flipfone The phone you can own Wakes you with a crazy sound All-in-one electronic phone of the future It’s the neatest and the lightest around Find it your room Flipfone style Flip it on open it’s easy to dial I said flipfone Take it on home
5.
[In the 70's, Woodsy Owl was a character on TV who would say "Give a hoot, don't pollute." Chuck always did his grocery shopping at Star Market in Belmont, MA] If you break a stool that’s vandalism Or if you sing some more that’s vandalism If you carve a tree that’s vandalism Or if you bite your knee that’s vandalism If that’s what woodsy would say What’s vandalism that’s vandalism Or if you drive in chuck’s car that’s vandalism You will certainly get to star that’s vandalism That’s for always good that’s vandalism If you seem all good that’s vandalism If that’s what woodsy would say That’s vandalism what’s vandalism That’s vandalism who’s vandalism If you got a cold that’s vandalism If you are alone that’s vandalism If you try to be cool that’s vandalism If you are a fool that’s vandalism If that’s what woodsy would say Etc.
6.
Mrs. Jaynes 01:46
[Mrs. Jaynes lived next door to my babysitter, Nana Kelley. She chain-smoked in her bathrobe and she was really mean. Her house was pretty rundown; I remember there was a dog poop that had mummified in her driveway.] Oh you gotta have a friend like mrs. jaynes She’s so rich she’ll float ya a loan Most friends you have are really pains But not the lady mrs. jaynes who's on her own Friends like mrs. jaynes should never be lost Especially mrs. jaynes no matter what the cost Yes never have a friend less than one of these Even though mrs. jaynes a bag a fleas Pick your people carefully Take your time If you don’t pick mrs. jaynes your outta your mind Be like nana kelley and tear down your fence Talk to your neighbor and show your no offense
7.
[Chuck was Nana Kelley's brother and he never got mad except for this one time he lost a hubcap. He was convinced it had been stolen at Star Market. He had a weakness for frappes from the Friendly's in Watertown, MA.] Chuck got into his car he decided to drive to star Somebody stole somebody stole chuckie baby’s hubcap Whoever stole it is a sap So when he came back He almost had a heart attack He almost threw up his frappe Because he was losing one hubcap Somebody stole Etc.
8.
[Flavor Flav mentions the Wack Sack a decade later in one of my favorite songs, "Cold Lampin'"] Oh the wack sack That’s where the wacks go into the wack sack All the wacks they break their backs The non-wack they get out free No extra charge as far as i can see Oh the wack sack That’s all where the all the wacks go I’ve been there all by myself The wack sack Etc. The wack sack is a purple sack A maroon sack a green sack Whatever the color may be Oh the wack sack Is where all the wacks go I’ve been in there all by myself
9.
Stop when the stop says stop If you don’t stop You’re gonna be stop being human being You’re gonna end up in jail And then you won’t have anywhere to go So you had better Stop when the stop says stop Stop right there you can stop in the air Front or backwards Stop when the stop says stop If you don’t stop You gonna be stop being human being Oh stop
10.
Clammer on hectic drummer Static cling oh it’s a bummer Never rains in the summer Here in san francisco Clammer on hectic drummer Leaky tap go get a plumber Don’t say dumber, that’s poor grammar Here in san francisco Clammer on hectic drummer Clap your clammy hands together Life is good and so’s the weather Here in san francisco
11.
I’m not king of england and i’m not king of france But i’d be king of either if only given the chance I’m not joni mitchell and i’m not don mclean And i’m not dylan either ‘cause i’m the king of spain
12.
Zazen 01:41
I am sitting you are sitting he she it is sitting We could never think of quitting sitting (i like sitting with you ... i like to sit)
13.
Vacuumliebe 02:15
Love you i love you i love you i love you...
14.
She is in love and he's in love, too
15.
God o' Lite 02:24
Toll booth sign with a wraparound “o” Tooth dripping birthday juice on a head hair pig overpass Armchair caboose man and a nicotine fire plug Ever-rumbling insect flag-o-matic tread net Traffic mandate tilted toward the mobile rumble strip Licking flames smite stop chair near curbside tic tac Undercarriage hatch shell cheshire beatnik Enter, o bicep ‘fore nether-sex speed bump cutouts The butaneous mensch is mounted a la carte Gangplank cucumber stop slice approaches precarious post-and-lintel Eclipse disk fish dips strips flick bic knobs a danglin’ Patriot note plans for the future Multi-legged speed traps on this concave speedway Runaway voit sun threatens tag-a-long exclamation stick A prototype paper doll chorus line unicef God of light
16.
Lock Jah 02:48
Jah table with da chardonnay and kafka’s gotten a cul-de-sac And jah diamond is in a jah eye in a jah sky beside my snack Jah exit on egyptian way leads to jah secret blackened hay Jah pipes a pumpin a somethin on jah ceiling any way But with his arms akimbo stands the circus african And jah people in the sidelines look like a semi-formed dragon Jah arm extends jah hair in dere behind the k. of c. Dem theater chairs a bumpy on jah back of the animal be Jah chair needs refinishing start to the finish thing hamsters in my pipes I think i stink like fink the king hand me the wet-nap wipes Jah nose in jah corner think he jah performer type toast to jah towering palm He drink jah wine glass and stare with jah eyes at jah hole pies a nuclear bomb Jah notches in jah perfect square a razor blade in an everglade Jah exit sign is a feelin fine ‘cause a feline just got spayed Jah arrow in jah heroine done fry up jah football egg But butcher knife of the dragon’s wife a length of jah king’s left leg A length of jah king’s left leg
17.
Good / Bad 02:50
Well first it was bad but now it is good You compare and contrast with the worst of the past Good bad good bad good Well first it was good but now it is bad You compare and contrast with the best of the past Good bad good bad good Right now somebody’s in a state of bliss Right now somebody is totally pissed
18.
Now This Is 02:06
This is now Some description This is now Some description Of loving repeating of loving repeating... This is now this is now... Now this is
19.
Mostly everyone loves someone’s repeating Mostly everyone then comes to know then the being (of someone by loving the repeating in them) Mostly everyone loves someone’s repeating Mostly everyone then comes to know then the being (the repeating coming out of them)
20.
Everything then they do everything then they do In living (repeating coming out of them makes a history) Their livin lovin eatin pleasin smokin thinkin scoldin drinkin Workin dancin walkin talkin laughin sleepin everything Everything then they do... (is clear)
21.
As i was saying it is often irritating To listen to the repeating they are doing
22.
There are many that i know and they know it They are all of them repeating and i hear it They live it and i see it and i hear it They live it and i hear it and i see it and i love it There are many kinds of men and women and i know it They repeat it and i hear it and i love it hoo This is now a history of the way they do it This is now a history of the way i love it
23.
Always repeating is all of living Everything that is being is always repeating More and more listening to repeating Gives to me completed understanding Repeating gives to me completed understanding Sometimes in listening to a conversation which is very important to two men And two women to two men and women sometimes it is a wonderful thing To see how each one is always repeating everything they are saying And each time in repeating what each one is saying has more meaning to each one of them So they go on and on and on repeating and always to someone listening Repeating is a very wonderful thing
24.
Mag-Lite 00:42
I spied a maggot today I did not shy away I shone a mag-lite on it It had a maggot life within it Oh maggot be a fly someday And i will need to die someday And flies will spy my eyes that day
25.
The asphalt default is not me fault If i had my druthers we would not pave over mother The asphalt default is not me fault It’s a pain in the asphalt
26.
Chairperson 00:40
Chairperson is an i don’t really care person Chairperson is a caring about percents person Chairperson is a “i don’t want to share my chair” person Chairperson’s a wearing the pants in the family person
27.
I stopped to smell the roses now i cannot stop my nose from smelling roses From the moment i arose to the moment i repose I cannot stop my nose from smelling roses So go up your nose with a smelly rose And then you’ll see there’s more to smell than tv shows And that makes the rose grow I stopped to smell the roses...
28.
Gloria Patri 00:42
As it was in the beginning Is now and ever shall be World without end Amen amen

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A compilation of no-fi pop songs recorded by Blue Verhey somewhere between Carter and Clinton. Name your price! No minimum!

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released June 21, 2011

Musical Contributions By:
Mike Kelley, Tracks 1-8
Peter Touborg, Tracks 15-16
Don Marvel, Tracks 17-23

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