[In the 70's, Woodsy Owl was a character on TV who would say "Give a hoot, don't pollute."
Chuck always did his grocery shopping at Star Market in Belmont, MA]
If you break a stool that’s vandalism
Or if you sing some more that’s vandalism
If you carve a tree that’s vandalism
Or if you bite your knee that’s vandalism
If that’s what woodsy would say
What’s vandalism that’s vandalism
Or if you drive in chuck’s car that’s vandalism
You will certainly get to star that’s vandalism
That’s for always good that’s vandalism
If you seem all good that’s vandalism
If that’s what woodsy would say
That’s vandalism what’s vandalism
That’s vandalism who’s vandalism
If you got a cold that’s vandalism
If you are alone that’s vandalism
If you try to be cool that’s vandalism
If you are a fool that’s vandalism
There is no use there is no use at all in smell, in taste, in teeth, in toast, in anything, there is no use at all and the respect is mutual. (Gertrude Stein)