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Snack Wackers (Vocal Archive)

by Blue Verhey

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1.
Now This Is 02:06
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This is now Some description This is now Some description Of loving repeating of loving repeating... This is now this is now... Now this is
2.
Comes to Know Then the Being 02:53
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Mostly everyone loves someone’s repeating Mostly everyone then comes to know then the being (of someone by loving the repeating in them) Mostly everyone loves someone’s repeating Mostly everyone then comes to know then the being (the repeating coming out of them)
3.
Everything Then They Do 02:00
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Everything then they do everything then they do In living (repeating coming out of them makes a history) Their livin lovin eatin pleasin smokin thinkin scoldin drinkin Workin dancin walkin talkin laughin sleepin everything Everything then they do... (is clear)
4.
It Is Often Irritating 01:52
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As i was saying it is often irritating To listen to the repeating they are doing
5.
The Way I Love It 01:06
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There are many that i know and they know it They are all of them repeating and i hear it They live it and i see it and i hear it They live it and i hear it and i see it and i love it There are many kinds of men and women and i know it They repeat it and i hear it and i love it hoo This is now a history of the way they do it This is now a history of the way i love it
6.
Completed Understanding 01:47
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Always repeating is all of living Everything that is being is always repeating More and more listening to repeating Gives to me completed understanding Repeating gives to me completed understanding Sometimes in listening to a conversation which is very important to two men And two women to two men and women sometimes it is a wonderful thing To see how each one is always repeating everything they are saying And each time in repeating what each one is saying has more meaning to each one of them So they go on and on and on repeating and always to someone listening Repeating is a very wonderful thing
7.
Good / Bad 02:50
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Well first it was bad but now it is good You compare and contrast with the worst of the past Good bad good bad good Well first it was good but now it is bad You compare and contrast with the best of the past Good bad good bad good Right now somebody’s in a state of bliss Right now somebody is totally pissed
8.
Mag-Lite 00:42
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I spied a maggot today I did not shy away I shone a mag-lite on it It had a maggot life within it Oh maggot be a fly someday And i will need to die someday And flies will spy my eyes that day
9.
The Asphalt Default 00:52
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The asphalt default is not me fault If i had my druthers we would not pave over mother The asphalt default is not me fault It’s a pain in the asphalt
10.
I Cannot Stop My Nose 01:17
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I stopped to smell the roses now i cannot stop my nose from smelling roses From the moment i arose to the moment i repose I cannot stop my nose from smelling roses So go up your nose with a smelly rose And then you’ll see there’s more to smell than tv shows And that makes the rose grow I stopped to smell the roses...
11.
Chairperson 00:40
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Chairperson is an i don’t really care person Chairperson is a caring about percents person Chairperson is a “i don’t want to share my chair” person Chairperson’s a wearing the pants in the family person
12.
Clammer On, Hectic Drummer 01:17
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Clammer on hectic drummer Static cling oh it’s a bummer Never rains in the summer Here in san francisco Clammer on hectic drummer Leaky tap go get a plumber Don’t say dumber, that’s poor grammar Here in san francisco Clammer on hectic drummer Clap your clammy hands together Life is good and so’s the weather Here in san francisco
13.
King of Spain 01:27
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I’m not king of england and i’m not king of france But i’d be king of either if only given the chance I’m not joni mitchell and i’m not don mclean And i’m not dylan either ‘cause i’m the king of spain
14.
Zazen 01:41
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I am sitting you are sitting he she it is sitting We could never think of quitting sitting (i like sitting with you ... i like to sit)
15.
Vacuumliebe 02:15
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Love you i love you i love you i love you...
16.
She Is in Love 01:29
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She is in love and he's in love, too
17.
Gloria Patri 00:42
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As it was in the beginning Is now and ever shall be World without end Amen amen
18.
God o' Lite 02:24
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Toll booth sign with a wraparound “o” Tooth dripping birthday juice on a head hair pig overpass Armchair caboose man and a nicotine fire plug Ever-rumbling insect flag-o-matic tread net Traffic mandate tilted toward the mobile rumble strip Licking flames smite stop chair near curbside tic tac Undercarriage hatch shell cheshire beatnik Enter, o bicep ‘fore nether-sex speed bump cutouts The butaneous mensch is mounted a la carte Gangplank cucumber stop slice approaches precarious post-and-lintel Eclipse disk fish dips strips flick bic knobs a danglin’ Patriot note plans for the future Multi-legged speed traps on this concave speedway Runaway voit sun threatens tag-a-long exclamation stick A prototype paper doll chorus line unicef God of light
19.
Slash Hole Bass Face 03:39
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candles burnin real bright in the night like a sugar ray fight now peaches drippin real ripe in the bedroom i’m callin for a bite now wait face cigarillos lengthy needles plump and juicy like the beatles enchiladas balding papas late night showers curtain rompas sludge hole swishin in the bowl and it’s impossible not to feel inside the folds now meatballs swimmin in my sauce and it’s your loss if you don’t let me touch your moss now wait face... face... (he has a flat tire little does he know i slashed ‘em)
20.
Lock Jah 02:48
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Jah table with da chardonnay and kafka’s gotten a cul-de-sac And jah diamond is in a jah eye in a jah sky beside my snack Jah exit on egyptian way leads to jah secret blackened hay Jah pipes a pumpin a somethin on jah ceiling any way But with his arms akimbo stands the circus african And jah people in the sidelines look like a semi-formed dragon Jah arm extends jah hair in dere behind the k. of c. Dem theater chairs a bumpy on jah back of the animal be Jah chair needs refinishing start to the finish thing hamsters in my pipes I think i stink like fink the king hand me the wet-nap wipes Jah nose in jah corner think he jah performer type toast to jah towering palm He drink jah wine glass and stare with jah eyes at jah hole pies a nuclear bomb Jah notches in jah perfect square a razor blade in an everglade Jah exit sign is a feelin fine ‘cause a feline just got spayed Jah arrow in jah heroine done fry up jah football egg But butcher knife of the dragon’s wife a length of jah king’s left leg A length of jah king’s left leg
21.
Nip Grip / Stop! / Snack Wackers 05:10
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Nip grip whether you nip or you grip Nip grip grip nip Crip nip Nip Whether you nip or you grip you can nip grip Crip nip You can nip or you grip You can crip nip You can nip grip You whether you can do which ever you want to Nip grip Whether you nip or you grip You can nip grip Nip Nip grip Nip nip nip grip grip Whether you nip or you grip Etc. Crip nip Nip grip You can nip grip Stop when the stop says stop Turn around the corner says stop Stop when the stop says stop If you don’t stop You’re gonna be ... ? ... human being You’re gonna end up in jail Then you won’t have anywhere to go So you will have to stop When the stop says stop Oh stop when the stop says stop Stop Stop right there you can stop in the air You can stop front or backwards Stop when the stop says stop Etc. If you don’t stop You gonna be stop being human being Oh stop Snack wackers snack wackers Snack wackers packers hackers up down Swiss miss turnaround swiss miss Snack wackers snack wackers Snack wackers packers hackers up down Turnaround upside down Snack wackers snack wackers Up down turnaround swiss miss up and down turnaround Swiss miss Snack wackers snack wackers Etc. Snack wackers ... ? ... batters
22.
All the Little Peckers 02:12
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Une peck peck une peck peck All the little peckers are pecking away All the little peckers are pecking ballet All the little peckers are pecking at you All the little peckers are pecking the moo Une peck peck une peck peck All the little peckers are pecking away All the little peckers are pecking astray All the little peckers are pecking at you/moo All the little peckers are pecking the moo Une moo moo une moo moo All the little peckers Etc. All the little peckers are pecking astray
23.
Three Little Hippos 01:21
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Once there was three little hippos One was fat and the others was skinny One was red and one was blue and one was gray And one did a poop today
24.
Flipfone 01:15
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[Anyone remember the GTE Flipfone?] Flipfone The phone you can own Wakes you with a crazy sound All-in-one electronic phone of the future It’s the neatest and the lightest around Find it your room Flipfone style Flip it on open it’s easy to dial I said flipfone Take it on home
25.
Disco Paulie 02:38
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oh disco verhey do it today i think is okay disco verhey disco paulie disco verhey is the best today hold it what aight this isn’t disco paulie that’s another whole entire song enough with the singing no i have one more carnation drink no sorry yes it’s very good now back to the show now i have another quest... ? well, why don’t you tell us a little about your past trips up to maine please tell us some well they’re two very violent people who go up there with us one is five years old and runs around in her underwear all the time and one is two and runs around in the public with no clothes on what do you do up there we mostly swim all day well, how was the trip to the show the other day the trip to the show i thought was pretty good well, how did you like the ride home oh on the t you mean too bad we couldn’t go on the mattapan line though we had some technical difficulties a few minutes ago why couldn’t we go one the mattapan line because that’s not where the cinema is see we took cleveland circle yes well how did you like the movie the moo-vie i like doctor fumanmoo i thought it was fumanchu i call him fumanmoo oh since that’s his not real...? thank you is there anything else you’d like to say before we end this tape ... ?
26.
The Mooman Twist 01:41
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i got one leg i got two legs i got three legs i got four legs i’m a cow the mooman the mooman twist etc. i’m a walking down the street and i’m really gonna moo ya i’m a cow the mooman the mooman twist i’m gonna try to kick ya and i’m gonna try to moo ya i’m a cow the mooman the mooman twist
27.
Big Mama 01:03
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i’m a top jammer i come from the sea i’m a tough booger ‘cause i can climb a tree i’m a big mama ‘cause my father’s a trash man and i’m gonna help the country all that i can on a mission to defuse a bomb entered the building, and all was clam heard a tickin’, distant but clear it blew me to pieces from my foot to my ear on a case lookin’ for toast i was lookin’ from coast-to-coast we big mamas got to eat ‘could you spare some white or wheat
28.
Hallelujah 00:29
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hallelujah let’s praise the lord for a happy return and a hallelujah for your great concern and your money to burn
29.
That's Vandalism 02:14
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[In the 70's, Woodsy Owl was a character on TV who would say "Give a hoot, don't pollute." Chuck always did his grocery shopping at Star Market in Belmont, MA] If you break a stool that’s vandalism Or if you sing some more that’s vandalism If you carve a tree that’s vandalism Or if you bite your knee that’s vandalism If that’s what woodsy would say What’s vandalism that’s vandalism Or if you drive in chuck’s car that’s vandalism You will certainly get to star that’s vandalism That’s for always good that’s vandalism If you seem all good that’s vandalism If that’s what woodsy would say That’s vandalism what’s vandalism That’s vandalism who’s vandalism If you got a cold that’s vandalism If you are alone that’s vandalism If you try to be cool that’s vandalism If you are a fool that’s vandalism If that’s what woodsy would say Etc.
30.
Don't Need You 02:24
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we’re gonna do a nice quiet song for a change but i don’t need you don’t need you don’t need you to tell me what to do i don’t need you tell me to do a quiet song i knew it would get aloud but i in did it anyway even if worried take all day i don’t need you to tell me what to do i thought that maybe do this song i hated to do it i think i made that quiet because i’m not that type when i’d heard that i had to do it that way i said goin’ to do it if it takes all day so i decided to do it now even if i can do it so i would like to do it loud
31.
Mrs. Jaynes 01:46
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[Mrs. Jaynes lived next door to my babysitter, Nana Kelley. She chain-smoked in her bathrobe and she was really mean. Her house was pretty rundown; I remember there was a dog poop that had mummified in her driveway.] Oh you gotta have a friend like mrs. jaynes She’s so rich she’ll float ya a loan Most friends you have are really pains But not the lady mrs. jaynes who's on her own Friends like mrs. jaynes should never be lost Especially mrs. jaynes no matter what the cost Yes never have a friend less than one of these Even though mrs. jaynes a bag a fleas Pick your people carefully Take your time If you don’t pick mrs. jaynes your outta your mind Be like nana kelley and tear down your fence Talk to your neighbor and show your no offense
32.
The Moo Zoo 02:41
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technical difficulties guess what did you know today that i went that um that um i put my foot on the floor yesterday i went to the moo zoo where all the cows went moo hoo moo hoo moo hoo the kalamazoo zoo saw all the hippopotami one of them squirted water in my eye i saw all the lions roar so i walked back and got candy at my corner store the moo zoo the kalamazoo zoo i saw all the cows saw all the hippopotami saw all the laughing hyenas cry but i saw an animal in a cage but i couldn’t tell what it was about so i took a closer look it had a ...? it said hello i said who are you he said moo so i figured it was a cow but i was wrong cause he said or she said guess how old i am now i said that’s off the subject
33.
The Moo God is With You 00:42
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the moo god is with you oh no mr. god that is not true there is no such thing as a rainbow cod i mean reindeer i did that just so you wouldn’t like me well it’s right mr. god go climb a tree the moo god is with you
34.
The Wack Sack 04:00
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[Flavor Flav mentions the Wack Sack a decade later in one of my favorite songs, "Cold Lampin'"] Oh the wack sack That’s where the wacks go into the wack sack All the wacks they break their backs The non-wack they get out free No extra charge as far as i can see Oh the wack sack That’s all where the all the wacks go I’ve been there all by myself The wack sack Etc. The wack sack is a purple sack A maroon sack a green sack Whatever the color may be Oh the wack sack Is where all the wacks go I’ve been in there all by myself
35.
Chuckie Baby's Hubcap 02:06
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[Chuck was Nana Kelley's brother and he never got mad except for this one time he lost a hubcap. He was convinced it had been stolen at Star Market. He had a weakness for frappes from the Friendly's in Watertown, MA.] Chuck got into his car he decided to drive to star Somebody stole somebody stole chuckie baby’s hubcap Whoever stole it is a sap So when he came back He almost had a heart attack He almost threw up his frappe Because he was losing one hubcap Somebody stole Etc.
36.
I'm Sean 02:33
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i’m sean i’m sean i eat like a machine mark has a pretzel give it to me i am hungry can’t you see what is that it’s ice cream couldn’t you spare some for sean look for some garbage or some food he found something he said good mmmmmm oh yes my name is sean i’m sean sean sean sean i have nothing in my bean can i have a pretzel can i have a boiled egg and some toast etc.
37.
Stop! (Redux) 01:15
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Stop when the stop says stop If you don’t stop You’re gonna be stop being human being You’re gonna end up in jail And then you won’t have anywhere to go So you had better Stop when the stop says stop Stop right there you can stop in the air Front or backwards Stop when the stop says stop If you don’t stop You gonna be stop being human being Oh stop

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A compilation of no-fi pop songs recorded by Blue Verhey somewhere between Carter and Clinton. Name your price! No minimum!

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released June 22, 2011

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Don Marvel & Gertrude Stein (The Making of Americans, 1925): Tracks 1-6
Peter Touborg: Tracks 18-20
Mike Kelley: Tracks 21-36

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