lawnmower for governor
‘cause the ocean’s no longer water
it's toner
the boats make it xerox and the fish make it fax
and the sky isn’t airmass
its fax paper
the grass is a scanner the whole planet’s a planner
the big bang is on wrong
and tungsten is way down
lawnmower for governor
he’s got parasols for bumblebees
hair nets for yellowjackets
navy blue blazers for the hornets out there
a humvee for the queen
an rv in every hive
lawnmower for governor
elected in a landslide
by the gardener and the apiary constituency
There is no use there is no use at all in smell, in taste, in teeth, in toast, in anything, there is no use at all and the respect is mutual. (Gertrude Stein)